And how is using a sausage cleaner than bacon?
The egg is what [messes] everything up."
Gar, you are absolutely correct. The egg bin at the Barone breakfast station consists of a rectangular shaped pan where the eggs are baked. While scooping the eggs out, uneven egg proportions are unavoidable.
I therefore propose a solution to Barone's eggs. Make them yourself at the stir fry station. Hey even be healthy and cook up some egg whites.